Los Porchs

We spent a good chunk of Sunday afternoon strolling around our new neighborhood (I'm really not sure how long I'm going to call it new, but for now, it's still new) and found several great new places!  We're on this health-ish kick where we are exercising moderation with our food choices and moving our asses off the couch.  Here's hopin' that we see some kind of result.  So there we were, looking like mall walkers (I sometimes like to pretend to have ski poles just to irritate  embarrass Porch) checking out the amazing homes in our area.  We made it to one of our favorite new stores, Hoard , and then we decided to keep going since hey, we're out, we're already moving, and we aren't exhausted.  Alas, we continue on our path and our finds were awesome -- and I found a sprinkler or two to run through like a small child.  Don't judge.  We discovered Yogurt Square which was fun and we shared a small bowl of frozen goodness before continuing on.  TONS

With the addition of Dick to our family, we had to update the family tree!  Pretty fancy, huh?  You can read more about Dick and our new life together here .  We're hoping to update this tree again sometime in the future and possibly with the name of somebody to raise (you can read more about THAT here ).  Until then, our two deadly  precious plants will have to do!

There are just some moments in your marriage that make you bust out laughing.  Like truly fall out on the floor laughing.  Tonight we shared one of those moments. Friday, Porch & I were out grocery shopping and he found a new type of salsa made by his favorite brand, Mrs. Renfro's.  Personally, I'm not a masochist, but we all know Porch is so we bought it:   Ghost Pepper Salsa . Last night, we were talking about whatever and he randomly starts talking about how wouldn't it be fun for me to video his reaction to said salsa?   I shrugged and decided I would likely have nothing better to do. Cue tonight.  We were due to be at a wedding but I was not feeling very well and the heat was kicking my ass.  So we stuck close to home and I took advantage of a cat nap.  Sad, but true.  It's like a thousand degrees here today & while we're kicking it on the couch in front of the fan, watching Parks & Rec on Netflix (we live a pretty classy life), Porch announce