Afraid of Glade

I'm legitimately afraid of our new Glade air freshener; it's the one with the motion sensor so it goes off if someone in the room moves.  So every now and then, I randomly smell this fragrance if Porch is in the living room & I'm busying myself elsewhere.  It's like an odd built-in security system really.  If I'm home alone in the kitchen and can smell it... I should probably freak out and run.  Ahhh, just kidding.  I won't run.  I'll walk.  Running isn't my thing.  But seriously.  This air freshener has me creeping around the living room, almost like a game, to keep it from going off.

The poor-man's security system.
Yeah.  I know.

Again, just another reminder that I need a hobby.

What have you been up to lately?