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You deserve it



There are a lot of expressions out there that I can't even begin to explain; this game gets even more fun when trying to explain stupid expressions to those who are learning English as a second language because let's face it -- half of what we say makes no sense.  There's more than one way to skin a cat?

I digress.

"You guys deserve to be pregnant."

Listen.  I'm not one for disagreeing with the collective awesomeness of Porch & I, but I'm fairly confident that pregnancy isn't something that comes about because someone 'deserves' it.  I could go further into this notion with talk of science and point to the recent political conversations that make me want to punch a wall (really, degrees and/or legitimacy of rape?!  http://www.rhrealitycheck.org/video/2012/08/29/wisconsin-lt-gov-says-rape-is-rape-but-there-can-be-more-forcible-rape), however I value my sanity and assume you value yours as well.

While feeling down I do admit that I've allowed myself to ask questions like "why me?" or better, "why NOT me?" but I know that it's not because Porch & I are bad people or did something wrong and are being punished.  When it comes down to it -- it's science and a cycle.
hmmmm... its here some where just saw it..baby making..hmm..it says we need to have sex...
Or just pray a lot because I'm sure that'll also solve the problem

So can we please stop using deserve in the same sentence as pregnant?
Have an intense need to use 'deserve'?

"You deserve to be punched in the face.  With a chair. "
Now that's funny.
Admit it - you laughed.

Happy hump day!
xoxo
Mrs Porch

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