Okay, maybe it's not and if I can be serious for a moment, I don't think I want to be 21 again. Like, ever.
That being said, my newest pet peeve in the infertility game is this wonderful line...
"Ms. Danielle, you're gonna be such a good mom. Aren't you ever gonna have kids?"
Imma stop you right there -- I'm 29. Granted, the odds aren't exactly in my favor, but I'm certainly not going through menopause again anytime soon. Again, you ask? Indeed. Read more about my traumatic near-death experience here. I think it's important to remember that I'm only 29 and it's not like I've been sittin' on my ass doing nothing. I've got 24 kids that I'm responsible for every day... and I get to send them home at the end of the day.
And really? Unless you're prepared to be with me every time I have to pull my shit back together after a negative pregnancy test, maybe just don't say anything at all.
That being said, my newest pet peeve in the infertility game is this wonderful line...
"Ms. Danielle, you're gonna be such a good mom. Aren't you ever gonna have kids?"
Imma stop you right there -- I'm 29. Granted, the odds aren't exactly in my favor, but I'm certainly not going through menopause again anytime soon. Again, you ask? Indeed. Read more about my traumatic near-death experience here. I think it's important to remember that I'm only 29 and it's not like I've been sittin' on my ass doing nothing. I've got 24 kids that I'm responsible for every day... and I get to send them home at the end of the day.
And really? Unless you're prepared to be with me every time I have to pull my shit back together after a negative pregnancy test, maybe just don't say anything at all.
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| I found this online tonight and cracked up. It's SO FREAKING TRUE! |
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| Momma Dumbo feels my pain. |
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