Barnabe's spring spears {of doom}

World's best plant, right here guys. Barnabe is amazing and we love him. We've loved him since bringing him home from Home Depot (I know, right?!) two years ago when we moved into Casa de Los Porchs (West Loop Edition). While we are excited that he is thriving and can't wait to put him in his new sun room, we don't really love his spring spears of death (as displayed below). Why? Lean in a little too closely while watering and you can quickly gouge your eye out. He's a great attack plant, the problem is he only ever seems to attack us!

Perhaps "doom" is a better phrase... he won't hurt you --- much.

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